1. |
Beer Bitch
01:54
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well i'm a bad motherfucker
and i always am pissed off
and if you don't pay my band
we're gonna talk shit for eons
jims don't ever hold back
just ask dan pokorak
you owe us money times ten
so give us some beer again
if you don't give us beer this is what we'll do to ya
jump down your throat like christina hanula
you are my beer bitch
you are my beer bitch, beer bitch
get me a beer bitch
get me a beer bitch, now bitch!
all of binghamton owes us beer
you're lucky that we are here
we could be playing somewhere else
nick rubenstein looks like an elf
you make art, that's nice
i'll have a triple jameson twice
all your fuckin' art looks like junk
i don't fuckin care i'm tryin to get drunk
if you don't give us beer then we'll get really mad
we'll gang fuck your mom and we'll beat up your dad
you are my beer bitch
you are my beer bitch, beer bitch
get me a beer bitch
get me a beer bitch, now bitch!
get me a beer bitch
you are my beer bitch, beer bitch
binghamton is our beer bitch
get me a beer bitch, now bitch!
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2. |
Fuck Face Wife Beater
00:33
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fuck face...wife beater
fuck face...wife beater
fuck face...wife beater
fuck face...wife beater
get your fuck face wife beater today!
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3. |
Crepe Suzette
00:34
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breakfast time isn't over
please don't take my plate yet
it's almost noon and i'm still hungry
make me a crepe suzette!
crepe suzette on my plate
crepe suzette s'il vous plait
crepe suzette
crepe suzette
crepe suzette
oui, oui!
crepe suzette
crepe suzette
crepe suzette
oui, oui, oui!
crepe suzette on my plate
crepe suzette s'il vous plait
crepe suzette on my plate
crepe suzette s'il vous plait
crepe suzette
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4. |
Crowd Surfin' Jesus
00:52
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hello god, it's the jims
you're late to our show, it's about to begin
performing in heaven, 5 bucks to get in
buy yourself a fuck face beater and gin
crowd surfin
coke sniffin
crowd surfin
partyin' with christ!
krokodil!
crowd surfin
coke sniffin
crowd surfin
gettin wet with god!
i'm lou smith
i'm lou smith and my music is artsy and hardcore!
fuck that!
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5. |
Fucked Your Mom
00:41
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me and your mom we were hanging out
but that's not what this song is about
fucked your mom
fucked your mom
oh yeah fuck your mom
fucked your mom
fucked your mom
ooh ooh fuck your mom
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fucked your mom
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fucked your mom
she likes shitty music
she has shitty taste
now i'm gonna titty fuck her
right in the fuckin face
fucked your mom
fucked your mom
oh yeah fuck your mom
fucked your mom
fucked your mom
ooh ooh fuck your mom
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fucked your mom
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fucked your mom
it's too late i already disgraced her
it's too late i already defaced her
fucked your mom
fucked your mom
oh yeah fuck your mom
fucked your mom
fucked your mom
ooh ooh fuck your mom
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fucked your mom
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fucked your mom
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6. |
Dan Pokorak
01:07
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1-2-3-4!
dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak
dan pokorak
dan pokorak
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7. |
Fuck Face Coffin
00:38
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these days dying isn't so bad
fuck face coffins keep you lookin rad
your friends will all be jealous
your funeral will shred
everyone will wanna be you
and be fucking dead
fuck face
(fuck face)
fuck face coffin
get your fuck face
(fuck face)
fuck face coffin
fuck face
(fuck face)
fuck face coffin
get your fuck face
(fuck face)
fuck face coffin
now with new features, like the heaven phone
talk to your friends and directly to god and much more!
fuck face
(fuck face)
fuck face coffin
get your fuck face
(fuck face)
fuck face coffin
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8. |
We Are All Named Jim
01:08
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everyone in the world
is named jim today
everything in the world
is gonna be ok
we can all get together
we can all get a long
we can all live forever
we can all sing along
we are all named jim
we are all named jim
we are all named jim
we are all named jim
some called him pops
other people called him old jim
really liked him a lot
he's cooler than these fucking kids
old man jim we remember
him and his fuck face wifebeater
old man jims, called him pops
now he's dead but we miss him a lot
we are all named jim
we are all named jim
we are all named jim
we are all named jim
we are named jim
you are named jim
he is named jim
she is named jim
we are all named jim
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