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Poison Candy
01:23
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it's halloween
we're at a party
took a piss in the bacardi
crappy bands
shitty singers
razor blades
in butterfingers
it's halloween
we trick or treat
walk around
from street to street
didn't like
your shitty grin
took a dump
in your pumpkin
spend all night
inhaling vapors
throwing eggs
and toilet papers
poison mind
poison candy
for halloween
i'm phrank from nancy
what are you?
a slutty kitty
covered in puke
now you're pretty
haunted house
fuckin lame-os
halloween
i shoulda stayed home
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2. |
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binghamton sucks dick
everybody knows
the mayor fuckin sucks
the belmar fuckin blows
binghamton sucks zombie dick
binghamton sucks zombie dick
binghamton sucks zombie dick
binghamton sucks dick
if it weren't for college kids
you'd all be fuckin fucked
you'd be sucking dicks
for a couple bucks
binghamton sucks zombie dick
binghamton sucks zombie dick
binghamton sucks zombie dick
binghamton sucks dick
it is in new york
it is in the south
welcome to binghamton
put a dick in your mouth
binghamton sucks zombie dick
binghamton sucks zombie dick
binghamton sucks zombie dick
binghamton sucks dick
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3. |
Goodbye Jenny
01:09
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jenny is a clown
she's a fuckin freak
she's coming back to town
i'll see her next week
pick her up in my chevy
make-up still on
smells like cotton candy
somethings really wrong
jenny is a clown
she looks really happy
inside is a frown
she feels really crappy
in my chevy
me and jenny
crashed my chevy
cost a penny
jenny is a carnie
she's a fuckin clown
only get to see her
when the circus is in town
second time i crashed my chevy
jenny died
goodbye chevy
jenny was a clown
now she's fuckin dead
gettin a new chevy
maybe one thats red
in my chevy
my red chevy
it's just me
there is no jenny
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4. |
Dr. Fisk Miracle Cure
01:21
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need advice?
call dr fisk
he'll see you in a minute
he's really quick
he's got a cure
you're really sick
so take a risk
call dr. fisk
now he's got a cure for everyone
three refills, the miracles done
clinics locked, let us in
now we need, medicine
meet him in the alley
after 9
20 minutes later
you're feelin fine
now he's on a vacation
but i need medication
he's got a cure for you and me
expert in insanity
cut you open, fix your head
maybe i'm already dead
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5. |
Catwoman
01:02
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i was gonna write a song about griff
i was gonna write a song about griff
it was too hard, didn't wanna think about it
it was too hard, didn't wanna think about it
it was too hard, didn't wanna think about it
it was too hard, go watch catwoman!
push you down the stairs, for your snuggie
push you down the stairs because you bug me
i put your snuggie on, go watch catwoman
i put your snuggie on, go watch catwoman
i put your snuggie on, go watch catwoman
wear your snuggie while i watch catwoman
i was gonna write a song about catwoman
i was gonna write a song about catwoman
it is a really good movie, its starring halle berry
it is a really good movie, starring mrs. halle berry
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6. |
I Wanna Be Nick Jagger
01:34
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nick's got a job
he's doin fine
pays his phone on time
same number since '99
eats dinner with a fork and knife
you've got a normal life
amanda's gonna be your wife
nick jagger (i wanna be)
nick jagger (i wanna be)
nick jagger (i wanna be)
why can't i be nick jagger?
called him up
just to stay in touch
i asked him what's up
he said not much
nick, how would you rate your lunch?
did it taste good?
did you eat a bunch?
nick jagger (i wanna be)
nick jagger (i wanna be)
nick jagger (i wanna be)
why can't i be nick jagger?
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7. |
Something To Fuck
01:23
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listen to what i'm trying to tell you
can you hear what i'm trying to say?
you're so drunk, you cant pay attention
tonight i love you, tomorrow go away
you don't really look good tonight
you're something to fuck tonight
you don't really look good tonight
but you're something to fuck
you're something to fuck
you're something to fuck
listen to what i'm trying to tell you
can you hear what i'm trying to say?
you're so dumb, you cant pay attention
tonight i love you, tomorrow go away
you don't really look good tonight
you're something to fuck tonight
you don't really look good tonight
but you're something to fuck
you're something to fuck
you're something to fuck
it's late and
i'm drunk and
everybody's going home
everybody's going home
with somebody else
except for you
you're all alone
all alone
you don't really look good tonight
you're something to fuck tonight
you don't really look good tonight
but you're something to fuck
you don't really look good tonight
you're something to fuck tonight
you don't really look good tonight
but you're something to fuck
you're something to fuck
you're something to fuck
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