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the jims 01:01
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the jims, the jims   the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims   i said the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims   the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims   jims jims jims jims   the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims   the fuckin jims the jims the jims the jims the jims   the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims   jims
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hXb 00:10
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hot cross buns 1234
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fell in love with you 01:01
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i was huffing when i met you i like gasoline and i like glue had your number so i dialed it said you were in love i didn't give a shit   fell in love with you fell in love with you i fell in love with you   so i went to meet your family i got fucked up then they asked me do you like drugs? do you get high? so i said yes all the time   i fell in love with you i fell in love with you i fell in love with you   just the other day explain the situation i got nothin to say i'm feelin frustration i better go away before you put me on probation   i fell in love with you i fell in love with you i fell in love with you
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griff is the best 01:04
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griff, griff, griff, griff   griff is the best griff is the best griff is the best   griff is the best griff is the best griff is the best   why the fuck is he so cool? i don't fucking know i'm sorry you're not as cool but i told you so   griff is the best griff is the best griff is the best   griff is the best griff is the best griff is the best   why the fuck is he so cool? i don't fucking know i'm sorry you're not as cool but i told you so   griff is the best griff is the best griff is the best
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loaded shotgun 01:25
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well i ain't got no money but i am doing fine i'm just a hillbilly hellraiser tryin to waste my time   and i'm lookin for that gal who's about 5 foot 10 and i'm gonna take her down that road i'm livin a life of sin   cause i'm drinkin, druggin having lots of fun i always carry around my loaded shotgun if i think i'm gonna have a bad time got a little bit of crack and a whole lotta wine   well i ain't got no money but i am doing fine i'm just a hillbilly hellraiser tryin to waste my time   and i'm lookin for that gal who's about 5 foot 10 and i'm gonna take her down that road i'm livin a life of sin   cause i'm drinkin, druggin i'm having lots of fun i always carry around my loaded shotgun if i think i'm gonna have a bad time got a little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine
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girl 01:22
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another day nothing to do sit around sniffin glue i just wanna be with you sit around sniffin glue   i want you by my side c'mon baby lets get high i'm so bored i wanna die c'mon baby lets get high   girl i want you girl don't need you girl i want you girl don't need you   waiting by the telephone sit around, getting stoned listening to the ramones sit around, getting stoned   i know i am just a punk c'mon baby lets drunk i know i am just a punk c'mon baby lets get drunk   girl i want you girl don't need you girl i want you girl don't need you   girl i want you girl don't need you girl i want you girl don't need you
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pedestrian 02:25
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when i'm dreamin i walk around screamin in a world of bloody death and horror but when i'm sleepin i'm tossin and i'm turnin and i don't think i can rest anymore   i wish i could just be a pedestrian in a suit and tie walk around all day and never question why i'll have a briefcase i'll have a briefcase and the right of way i'll throw in your face   walk it off   da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da   i wish i could just be a pedestrian in a suit and tie walk around all day and never question why i'll have a briefcase i'll have a briefcase and the right of way i'll throw in your face   woo!   woo!   woo!   woo!   woo!   i'll have a briefcase i'll have a briefcase i'll have a briefcase i'll have a briefcase   i wish i could just be a pedestrian (woo!) in a suit and tie (woo!) walk around all day (woo!) and never question why (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!)
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i dont wanna be with you 01:31
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poppin pills while drinkin all day why wont you just go away now girl you know its true i don't wanna be with you   hangin round town i'm feelin down cause i noticed you followin me around girl you know its true i don't wanna be with you   see this middle finger extending from my hand there were times you hit me i don't wanna be your man   fuck you (its true) i don't wanna be with you fuck you (its true) i don't wanna be with you fuck you (its true) i don't wanna be with you   hangin round town i'm feelin down cause this girl i know is followin me around girl you know its true i don't wanna be with you   and poppin pills while drinkin all day why wont you just go away now girl you know its true i don't wanna be with you   see this middle finger extending from my hand there were times you hit me i don't wanna be your man   fuck you (its true) i don't wanna be with you fuck you (its true) i don't wanna be with you fuck you (its true) i don't wanna be with you   fuck you (its true) i don't wanna be with you fuck you (its true) i don't wanna be with you fuck you (its true) i don't wanna be with you with you with you with you
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freezer burn 01:57
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i don't care if you're kinda pyscho i don't care if you killed 5 guys i don't care if you're always gonna hate me cause i know all of your lies when i go crazy i know i got daisy she's the psycho next door who ya gonna eat next? who ya gonna eat next? who is next daisy? who ya gonna eat next? who ya gonna eat next? i hope its not me i don't care if there's bloodstains on the carpet i don't care if you eat their flesh i don't care if you put them in the freezer just to keep them nice and fresh when you get her riled up the bodies will pile up she's the psycho next door who ya gonna eat next? who ya gonna eat next? who is next daisy? who ya gonna eat next? who ya gonna eat next? i hope its not me she don't like me when i come over she don't like me cause i'm a stoner you and her are in love she's the kind of girl that i dream of who ya gonna eat next? who ya gonna eat next? who is next daisy? who ya gonna eat next? who ya gonna eat next? i hope its not me who ya gonna eat next? who ya gonna eat next? who is next daisy?
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i'm stupid 01:48
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i try to be creative but i'm stupid my life is vegetative, yeah i'm stupid need a rhyming dictionary cause i'm stupid i live in a fucking attic yeah i'm stupid   i'm stupid i'm stupid yeah i'm stupid i'm stupid   gettin dumber every day because i'm stupid i wonder how i got this way i'm stupid i got no motivation cause i'm stupid wasted years of education yeah i'm stupid   i locked my keys inside the car i dont know how to play guitar everyone says i'm a jerk i just got fired from my work because because   because i'm stupid i'm stupid yeah i'm stupid i'm stupid   i'm stupid i'm stupid yeah i'm stupid i'm stupid   i'm stupid
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TROMC 00:54
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todd russell owes me cocaine todd russell owes me cocaine said he's gonna give me some but he didnt give me none todd russell owes me cocaine   jeff dabella owes me 50 bucks jeff dabella owes me 50 bucks give me money for some gas shove that show right up your ass jeff dabella owes me 50 bucks   pushrods took an hour of my life there's no way to ever get it back something, something what the fuck? pushrods really fucking suck pushrods took an hour of my life   todd russell owes me pcp what the fuck did he expect from me? said he's gonna give me some but he didnt give me none todd russell owes me pcp   todd russell owes me cocaine todd russell owes me cocaine
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entertain me 01:05
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and we'll be bouncing off the walls party tonight, all day tomorrow and we'll be sleeping where we fall wake up at midnight, back to the bar oh yeah!   c'mon, c'mon baby c'mon, entertain me c'mon, c'mon baby let go, lets go crazy   who cares if its monday night? drink away the hangover drink til i cant see and with no police in sight passing out at the wheel is classy   c'mon, c'mon baby c'mon, entertain me c'mon, c'mon baby let go, lets go crazy   c'mon, c'mon baby c'mon, entertain me c'mon, c'mon baby let go, lets go crazy
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burn the witch 00:44
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alison's looking for a boyfriend as far as i can tell she's got me convinced that she only loves herself she's got an evil heart one she cant escape that's why we need to send her to her grave   burn the witch burn the witch burn the witch burn the witch burn the burn the burn the witch!   alison's looking for a boyfriend who's gonna love her and all that stuff she tries to get me to feel her pity but i don't think shes got it that rough and when she finds you be prepared for the worst you'd better get her before she burns you first   burn the witch burn the witch burn the witch burn the witch burn the burn the burn the witch!
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fucked up at work 01:24
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i wake up to get fucked up from there its over and out i show up to my job so tipsy don't know what boss is bitchin about   i don't have the time to waste on this shit i just need another paycheck so that i can get another hit   my water-coolers filled with vodka paraphernalia across my desk no work will ever get done til i pass a sobriety test   i don't have the time to waste on this shit i just need another paycheck so that i can get another hit go!   get fucked get fucked up at work get fucked get fucked up at work get fucked get fucked cause it works
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the jims are here to kill 00:37
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the jims are here here to kill we will spare no one you die first! we like murder! slaughter all your children   the jims will kill you're not safe stab you in ya eye the jims don't joke we speak the truth no one lives tonight   the jims are here to kill
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danny bonadouchebag 00:59
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danny bonaduce danny bonaduce i wanna watch you die right now i wanna watch you die   danny bonaduce danny bonaduce i wanna fuckin kill you today i wanna fuckin kill you   whoo!   danny bonaduce danny bonaduce i wanna watch you die right now i wanna watch you die
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dont catch cancer 01:14
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don't catch cancer don't get aids don't catch cancer smokin all day   don't (don't) don't (don't) catch the aids by sleepin around (round) round (round) or you'll be buried in the ground (ground) ground (ground) and that wont be very much fun (fun) fun (fun) cause you'll be dead   don't catch cancer don't get aids don't catch cancer smokin all day   don't (don't) don't (don't) smoke blunts and cigarettes all day (day) day (day) because your lungs will have to pay (pay) pay (pay) they're gonna be so black and gray (gray) gray (gray) cause you'll have cancer   don't catch cancer don't get aids don't catch cancer smokin all day   don't catch cancer don't get aids don't catch cancer smokin all day
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wasted 00:53
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i'm hearing voices now i'm making shitty choices   i lost my mind wasted! i cant even think wasted!   i took too many pills now i think i'm gonna be ill now   i lost my mind wasted! i cant even think wasted!
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love makes the world go round 01:54
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open your eyes and take in everything that you see look upon the colors, yellow, blue and green we're gonna take an airplane and fly across the glob look down upon the colors, everyone come on, let's go!   cause love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round   open your ears and listen what the world has to say hear the birds & bells and you will have a brighter day everyone has a special song deep inside their heart if you want, you could sing with us, it's the perfect place to start!   love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round   you cant hurt me with the things that you do i'll pick up dandelions and i'll give them to you   puppy dogs kitty cats swimming in love   love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round
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spencer rice is a fucking fuck 00:38
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1, 2, fuck you!   spencer rice is a fuckin fuck spencer rice is a fuckin fuck spencer rice is a fuckin fuck lets kick him in the face!   spencer rice can eat my ass spencer rice can eat my ass spencer rice can eat my ass he is my toilet!   spencer is hitler's son spencer is hitler's son spencer is hitler's son kenny is the best!
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i love everything and want to live 00:58
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i'm not gonna answer that and i wont take it back don't wanna hear it on the phone i'd rather be alone ringing ringing in my head i shoulda called in dead, instead every day i wake up tired stupid, lazy, uninspired   my life's a fuckin mess i'm smokin cigarettes so shut your fuckin mouth cause i don't fuckin care i'm trapped inside this place not goin anywhere i'm going crazy i'm fuckin crazy
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jims 00:18
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jims
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katie got punched in the face 01:35
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katie got punched in the face katie got put in her place katie got put in line make her cry make her cry make her cry make her cry make her cry make her cry   hey griff hows it goin? hey dave did you see katie's face? yeah man, you hit her pretty good   saxaphone solo!   katie's eye is black and blue so i asked her, what the fuck happened to you? katie's eye is black and blue yes its true yes its true yes its true yes its true yes its true yes its true   katie got punched in the face katie got put in her place katie got put in line make her cry make her cry make her cry
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yer too old 00:38
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you're so fat you try to jump you cant get off the ground gravity is not your friend your tits jiggle around   too fat, too fat you're too fat to rock too fat, too fat you're too fat to rock   you're so old you probably will die on fucking stage dude you're over 30 now act your fucking age!   too old, too old you're too old to rock too old, too old you're too old to rock
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stuck with me 01:10
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every time that i'm happy around the corner misery you know it loves company i'm takin you right down with me   misery company now you're stuck stuck with me memories, mammaries now you're stuck stuck with me   hanging out with me is like living in captivity close your eyes and count to three you'd better run away from me   misery company now you're stuck stuck with me memories, mammaries now you're stuck stuck with me   misery, apathy now you're stuck stuck with me memories, mammaries now you're stuck stuck with me
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we are the fucking jims 01:28
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hey, whats up? we're the jims and we're here to take your minds hey, whats up? we're the jims we're here to take your minds   the jims the jims the jims the jims   bigger than christianity more important than god anyone else is insanity anything else is a fraud   the jims the jims the jims the jims   we're the fucking jims   the jims the jims the jims the jims   we are the fucking jims the jims we are the fucking jims the jims we are the fucking jims the jims

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released March 14, 2009

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