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mozart in this bitch
ohh!
yeah!
oh we comin to get you
i don't want your swedish fish
you're not gonna get my vote
you're a fuckin sneaky fuck
fucking little weaselface
libous is a fucking weaselface
libous is a fucking weaselface (he's a fucking little weaselface)
libous is a fucking weaselface (he's a fucking little weaselface)
libous is a fucking weaselface
ohh!
yeah!
beethoven sucks!
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2. |
dead today
01:03
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i just wanna be dead today
i'll look dead, but i'll wake up
tomorrow
i just wanna be dead today
i just wanna be dead
and when i wake up
i'll be alive again
there's no suffering
there's no denying
there's nothing fucked up
about a day off
vacation sounds nice
i'll turn my brain off
i'll turn my brain off
i'll turn my brain right off
just wanna be dead today
i wont brag
about it
i just wanna be dead today
i just wanna be dead
and when you think i'm dead
maybe you'll let me be
don't need to socialize
dead don't need company
there's nothing fucked up
about a day off
vacation sounds nice
i'll turn my brain off
i'll turn my brain off
i'll turn my brain right off
just wanna be dead today
i just wanna be dead today
i just wanna be dead today
i just wanna be dead
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3. |
benny is a crackhead
00:33
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benny sells guitars
benny sells guitars
benny sells guitars
and he smokes crack!
benny is a crackhead
benny is a crackhead
benny is a crackhead
benny sells t-shirts
and he smokes crack
i sold him my guitar
then he bought it right back
benny is a crackhead
benny is a crackhead
benny is a crackhead
benny is a crackhead
benny is a crackhead
benny is a crackhead
benny smokes crack!
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4. |
idaho
01:13
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well i dont
think it matters
cause i'm not tryin to flatter
and i'd rather
leave today
than stay til tomorrow
i'll tell you my plan
i'm gettin out as fast as i can
it wont matter how far i go
moving to idaho
and i hate potatoes
but nothing could be worse
than being with you
moving to idaho
and i hate potatoes
but nothing could be worse than you
alaska sounds nice
except for all the ice
nothing
could be colder
colder than your heart
i dreamt i ran
all the way to japan
that was your plan
right from the start
i'm moving to idaho
and i hate potatoes
but nothing could be worse
than being with you
we'll i'm moving to idaho
and i hate potatoes
but nothing could be worse than you
you'll never follow me
you'll never follow me there
moving to idaho
and i hate potatoes
but nothing could be worse
than being with you
moving to idaho
and i hate potatoes
but nothing could be worse than you
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5. |
ouch!
00:14
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ow!
ow!
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6. |
ouch! (reprise)
00:01
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ow!
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7. |
teenage asshole
01:07
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fuckin up
in the summertime
mouthin off to
almost anyone
under control
only sometimes
wastin my time
pissin off everyone
i was an all american
teenage asshole
teenage asshole
i'll never, ever care again
teenage asshole
teenage asshole
growing up
i had a lot to say
not much of that was
really relevant
all the girls
said i'm a fuck up
i'm a screw up
now i'm tellin them
things have changed
sorta, maybe
come on baby
now i'm different
faux maturity
feign indifference
i'm still guilty
even when i'm innocent
i was an all american
teenage asshole
teenage asshole
i'll never, ever care again
teenage asshole
teenage asshole
i was an all american
teenage asshole
teenage asshole
i'll never, ever care again
teenage asshole
teenage asshole
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8. |
slave to food
00:47
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you are always late
to your fuckin shows
cause you have to put in
an order to go
you're a slave to food!
slave to food!
slave to food!
oi oi oi oi
slave to food!
slave to food!
you're always in the mood to eat
you were fuckin late
nowhere to be found
it is too bad
you weigh 500 pounds
you're a slave to food!
slave to food!
slave to food!
oi oi oi oi
slave to food!
slave to food!
oi oi oi oi
slave to food!
slave to food!
you're always in the mood to eat
slave to food!
slave to food!
oi oi oi
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9. |
fucking fat
01:05
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i was in the food court last week
when i saw you eating lots of roast beef
so much food i thought you would choke
you washed it down with a diet coke
you're fucking fat
your face so fat
you're fucking fat
ass so fat
you're fucking fat
you're so fucking fat
you're fucking fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
you keep eating more and more
(...fat, really fat, you're really fat)
now you cant fit through the door
(fat, really fat, you're really fat)
and you had a heart attack
(fat, really fat, you're really fat)
because you're so fucking fat
you're fucking fat
(...fat, ass so fat)
you're really fuckin fat
(fuckin fat, legs so fat)
you're so fucking fat
(fuckin fat, ass so fat)
you're really fuckin fat
fucking fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
i hope you're ready
so fat
you're fucking fat
you know your ass so fat
(FAT!)
you're fucking fat
you know your legs are so fat
(FAT!)
you're fucking fat
your fucking ass is fat
(FAT!)
you're fucking fat
(fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat)
you're fucking fat
you're fucking fat
thank you
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