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S'il Vous Plait

by the jims

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1.
Beer Bitch 01:54
well i'm a bad motherfucker and i always am pissed off and if you don't pay my band we're gonna talk shit for eons jims don't ever hold back just ask dan pokorak you owe us money times ten so give us some beer again if you don't give us beer this is what we'll do to ya jump down your throat like christina hanula you are my beer bitch you are my beer bitch, beer bitch get me a beer bitch get me a beer bitch, now bitch! all of binghamton owes us beer you're lucky that we are here we could be playing somewhere else nick rubenstein looks like an elf you make art, that's nice i'll have a triple jameson twice all your fuckin' art looks like junk i don't fuckin care i'm tryin to get drunk if you don't give us beer then we'll get really mad we'll gang fuck your mom and we'll beat up your dad you are my beer bitch you are my beer bitch, beer bitch get me a beer bitch get me a beer bitch, now bitch! get me a beer bitch you are my beer bitch, beer bitch binghamton is our beer bitch get me a beer bitch, now bitch!
2.
fuck face...wife beater fuck face...wife beater fuck face...wife beater fuck face...wife beater get your fuck face wife beater today!
3.
breakfast time isn't over please don't take my plate yet it's almost noon and i'm still hungry make me a crepe suzette! crepe suzette on my plate crepe suzette s'il vous plait crepe suzette crepe suzette crepe suzette oui, oui! crepe suzette crepe suzette crepe suzette oui, oui, oui! crepe suzette on my plate crepe suzette s'il vous plait crepe suzette on my plate crepe suzette s'il vous plait crepe suzette
4.
hello god, it's the jims you're late to our show, it's about to begin performing in heaven, 5 bucks to get in buy yourself a fuck face beater and gin crowd surfin coke sniffin crowd surfin partyin' with christ! krokodil! crowd surfin coke sniffin crowd surfin gettin wet with god! i'm lou smith i'm lou smith and my music is artsy and hardcore! fuck that!
5.
me and your mom we were hanging out but that's not what this song is about fucked your mom fucked your mom oh yeah fuck your mom fucked your mom fucked your mom ooh ooh fuck your mom fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fucked your mom fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fucked your mom she likes shitty music she has shitty taste now i'm gonna titty fuck her right in the fuckin face fucked your mom fucked your mom oh yeah fuck your mom fucked your mom fucked your mom ooh ooh fuck your mom fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fucked your mom fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fucked your mom it's too late i already disgraced her it's too late i already defaced her fucked your mom fucked your mom oh yeah fuck your mom fucked your mom fucked your mom ooh ooh fuck your mom fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fucked your mom fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fucked your mom
6.
Dan Pokorak 01:07
1-2-3-4! dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan pokorak dan pokorak dan pokorak
7.
these days dying isn't so bad fuck face coffins keep you lookin rad your friends will all be jealous your funeral will shred everyone will wanna be you and be fucking dead fuck face (fuck face) fuck face coffin get your fuck face (fuck face) fuck face coffin fuck face (fuck face) fuck face coffin get your fuck face (fuck face) fuck face coffin now with new features, like the heaven phone talk to your friends and directly to god and much more! fuck face (fuck face) fuck face coffin get your fuck face (fuck face) fuck face coffin
8.
everyone in the world is named jim today everything in the world is gonna be ok we can all get together we can all get a long we can all live forever we can all sing along we are all named jim we are all named jim we are all named jim we are all named jim some called him pops other people called him old jim really liked him a lot he's cooler than these fucking kids old man jim we remember him and his fuck face wifebeater old man jims, called him pops now he's dead but we miss him a lot we are all named jim we are all named jim we are all named jim we are all named jim we are named jim you are named jim he is named jim she is named jim we are all named jim

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released September 11, 2017

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the jims New York, New York

the jims are a band. they are barely literate but somehow found the courage to overcome their deficiencies and perform music for thousands of adoring fans around the world.

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