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alison's looking for a boyfriend as far as i can tell she's got me convinced that she only loves herself she's got an evil heart one she cant escape that's why we need to send her to her grave burn the witch burn the witch burn the witch burn the witch burn the burn the burn the witch! alison's looking for a boyfriend who's gonna love her and all that stuff she tries to get me to feel her pity but i don't think shes got it that rough and when she finds you be prepared for the worst you'd better get her before she burns you first burn the witch burn the witch burn the witch burn the witch burn the burn the burn the witch!
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i just wanna be dead today i'll look dead, but i'll wake up tomorrow i just wanna be dead today i just wanna be dead and when i wake up i'll be alive again there's no suffering there's no denying there's nothing fucked up about a day off vacation sounds nice i'll turn my brain off i'll turn my brain off i'll turn my brain right off just wanna be dead today i wont brag about it i just wanna be dead today i just wanna be dead and when you think i'm dead maybe you'll let me be don't need to socialize dead don't need company there's nothing fucked up about a day off vacation sounds nice i'll turn my brain off i'll turn my brain off i'll turn my brain right off just wanna be dead today i just wanna be dead today i just wanna be dead today i just wanna be dead
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i was wasted when i met you then i passed out, when i came to had your number so i dialed it said you were in love i didn't give a shit fell in love with you fell in love with you i fell in love with you so i went to meet your family i got fucked up then they asked me do you like drugs? do you get high? so i said yes all the time i fell in love with you i fell in love with you i fell in love with you just the other day explain the situation i got nothin to say i'm feelin frustration i better go away before you put me on probation i fell in love with you i fell in love with you i fell in love with you
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01:05
fuck face fuck face you're a fucking fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fucking fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fuck face your girlfriends really ugly she looks like my dad when i see your fucking face it makes me wanna puke fuck your fucking fuck face i wanna kill you fuck face fuck face you're a fucking fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fucking fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fucking fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fucking fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fucking fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fucking fuck face fuck face fuck face you're a fuck face
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i wake up to get fucked up from there its over and out i show up to my job so tipsy don't know what boss is bitchin about i don't have the time to waste on this shit i just need another paycheck so that i can get another hit my water-coolers filled with vodka paraphernalia across my desk no work will ever get done til i pass a sobriety test i don't have the time to waste on this shit i just need another paycheck so that i can get another hit go! get fucked get fucked up at work get fucked get fucked up at work get fucked get fucked cause it works
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get out get out you don't belong get out get the fuck out of my home why wont you leave me alone? get out get out get out right now someday i will find a way to make you go away somehow get out you're still here? get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out
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we are here to tell you you can do it we are here to ensure you succeed we believe in you and we know that you'll get through it jims make sure that you have all you need help you help yourself help you help yourself help you help yourself help you help yourself we are here to tell you you can do it we are here to ensure that you succeed we believe in you and we know you can get through it jims make sure that you have all you need help you help yourself help you help yourself help you help yourself help you help yourself help you help yourself help you help yourself help you help yourself help you help yourself help you help yourself help you help yourself
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we're all gonna die and i don't care never question why cause i don't care these chords go from A to B then they go from C to D 12 year olds who criticize me cause playing our music's so easy i don't care i don't give a fuck i don't care so fuckin what? the world is gonna end so fuckin what? i still think that you're a fuckin slut all this music makes me sick i'll turn off the TV quick i'm so fuckin sick of it and i don't fuckin give a shit i don't care i don't give a fuck i don't care so fuckin what? i don't care i don't give a fuck i don't care so fuckin what?
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01:05
well i dont think it matters cause i'm not tryin to flatter and i'd rather leave today than stay til tomorrow i'll tell you my plan i'm gettin out as fast as i can it wont matter how far i go moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than being with you moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than you alaska sounds nice except for all the ice nothing could be colder colder than your heart (let's go!) i dreamt i ran all the way to japan that was your plan right from the start i'm moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than being with you we'll i'm moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than you you'll never follow me you'll never follow me there moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than being with you moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than you
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who do we do it for? we do it for the kids who are we workin for? we're workin for the kids poor kids rich kids smart kids dumb kids foreign kids local kids who do we do it for? we do it for the kids who are we workin for? we're workin for the kids ginger kids black kids fat kids black kids retard kids arab kids deaf kids midget kids asian kids cripple kids cancer kids half breed kids aborted kids gay kids stop...not you! all other kids LETS GO! all kids lets go! we do it for the kids do it for the kids we do it for the kids
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open your eyes and take in everything that you see look upon the colors, yellow, blue and green we're gonna take an airplane and fly across the glob look down upon the colors, everyone come on, let's go! cause love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round open your ears and listen what the world has to say hear the birds & bells and you will have a brighter day everyone has a special song deep inside their heart if you want, you could sing with us, it's the perfect place to start! love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round you cant hurt me with the things that you do i'll pick up dandelions and i'll give them to you puppy dogs kitty cats swimming in love love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round love, love, love, love, love love, love makes the world go 'round
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racism sucks! racism sucks! be prejudice towards nazi fucks get the fuck off the nazi bus racism sucks! (what?!) racism sucks! get outta my face get outta my face fuck you (fuck you!) nazi scum! get outta my face get outta my face fuck you (fuck you!) nazi scum! fuck you nazi scum! prejudice sucks! prejudice sucks! be racist towards prejudice fucks get the fuck off the prejudice bus prejudice sucks! (what?!) prejudice sucks! riding down the freeway saw a mega bus realized it was hitler's face staring down at us fuck you nazi scum! fuck you nazi scum! fuck you nazi scum! get outta my face get outta my face fuck you (fuck you!) nazi scum! get outta my face get outta my face fuck you (fuck you!) nazi scum! get outta my face get outta my face fuck you (fuck you!) nazi scum! get outta my face get outta my face fuck you nazi
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02:22
when i'm dreamin i walk around screamin in a world of bloody death and horror but when i'm sleepin i'm tossin and i'm turnin and i dont think i can rest anymore i wish i could just be a pedestrian in a suit and tie walk around all day and never question why i'll have a briefcase i'll have a briefcase and the right of way i'll throw in your face walk it off da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da i wish i could just be a pedestrian in a suit and tie walk around all day and never question why i'll have a briefcase i'll have a briefcase and the right of way i'll throw in your face woo! woo! woo! woo! woo! i'll have a briefcase i'll have a briefcase i'll have a briefcase i'll have a briefcase i wish i could just be a pedestrian (woo!) in a suit and tie (woo!) walk around all day (woo!) and never question why (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!) i'll have a briefcase (woo!)
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stan! sucks! dick! stan sucks dick stan sucks dick everyone knows that stan sucks dick stan sucks dick stan sucks dick everyone knows that stan sucks dick stan sucks dick sucks dick sucks dick stan sucks dick sucks dick sucks dick stan sucks dick sucks dick sucks dick stan sucks dick and he really sucks dick stan sucks dick stan sucks dick everyone knows that stan sucks dick stan sucks dick stan sucks dick everyone knows that stan sucks dick stan sucks dick sucks dick sucks dick stan sucks dick sucks dick sucks dick stan sucks dick sucks dick sucks dick stan! sucks! dick! stan sucks dick his dad sucks dick his mom sucks dick and his dog sucks dick stan sucks dick stan sucks dick everyone knows that stan sucks dick stan sucks dick stan sucks dick everyone knows that stan sucks dick stan sucks dick and his dad sucks dick and his mom sucks dick and his dog sucks dick stan sucks dick and his dad sucks dick and his mom sucks dick and his dog sucks dick stan sucks dick
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01:25
summertime and i'm feelin kinda crazy sit around, it's making me lazy all i wanna do is sit around thinkin bout you how i want you next to me thought alone makes me happy hey girl you brighten up my world summertime, summertime i wanna make you mine all the time, all the time in the summertime we'll have fun, in the sun girl you are the only one water guns, hot dog buns, you and me under the sun go! drink a cold beer under the shade got a pitcher of lemonade you're cool, let's jump in to the pool don't ever change, just be yourself i don't want anybody else wanna say you're perfect in every way it's summertime and i feel alright we're gonna stay up all night let's go down to central park we'll hang out after dark i just want you by my side take a ride on the slip and slide the sun is shining and i feel fine another day in the summertime summertime, summertime i wanna make you mine all the time, all the time in the summertime we'll have fun, in the sun girl you are the only one water guns, hot dog buns, you and me under the sun go!
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fuckin up in the summertime mouthin off to almost anyone under control only sometimes wastin my time pissin off everyone i was an all american teenage asshole teenage asshole i'll never, ever care again teenage asshole teenage asshole growing up i had a lot to say not much of that was really relevant all the girls said i'm a fuck up i'm an asshole now i'm tellin them things have changed sorta, maybe come on baby now i'm different faux maturity feign indifference i'm still guilty even when i'm innocent i was an all american teenage asshole teenage asshole i'll never, ever care again teenage asshole teenage asshole i was an all american teenage asshole teenage asshole i'll never, ever care again teenage asshole teenage asshole
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released September 11, 2014

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the jims are a band. they are barely literate but somehow found the courage to overcome their deficiencies and perform music for thousands of adoring fans around the world.

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