merry christmas, fuck you!

by the jims

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christmas morning can never been more pleasant than getting drunk off of my christmas presents six packs for christmas cover all of my wishes nothings more delicious six packs for christmas opening presents while intoxicated is more difficult than you would think christmas evening i caused some complications throwing up on the christmas decorations six packs for christmas cover all of my wishes nothings more delicious than six packs for christmas
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i dont know 00:58
fuck! its 7:30 i should have woken up i'm feeling dirty shit! i don't remember i thought it was july its now december i like fun and i don't give a shit everyone is gonna hear about it no questions no suggestions everyone is gonna hear about it fuck! and now i'm broke i really fucked things up my life's a joke cunt! i called you cunt you really fucked things up i'm having fun i like fun and i don't give a shit everyone is gonna hear about it no questions no suggestions everyone is gonna hear about it i like fun and i don't give a shit everyone is gonna hear about it no questions no suggestions everyone is gonna hear about it and i don't know
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sun chips 00:31
sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips, sun chips sun chips for lunch sun chips, sun chips sun chips for lunch peppercorn ranch peppercorn ranch peppercorn ranch peppercorn ranch sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips, sun chips sun chips for lunch sun chips, sun chips sun chips for lunch sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips sun chips
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hey! talkin shit living in your parents house warrior with a keyboard and a mouse fucking fat, food goes in your mouth all the time merry christmas fuck you merry christmas fuck you storing food for the wintertime in your house never go outside motor scooter going for a ride round your house merry christmas fuck you merry christmas fuck you hey!
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like a dog 00:58
i know a girl who's really bad the type who would fuck dan rickenback i know a girl who sounds like this (woof!) i know a girl who goes outside to piss like a dog like a dog like a dog like a dog like a dog like a dog like a dog like a dog like a dog like a dog like a dog like a dog
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rape cup 00:37
rape cup rape cup rape cup rape cup don't drink out of jimmy's rape cup rape cup rape cup rape cup don't pass out near jimmy rape cup
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ex 01:00
i don't wanna hang around with you i have better things to do better things to do you want to suck the life outta me now i'm livin in purgatory in purgatory in purgatory i thought it was a joke when you wanted to stay now you're always here you need to go away i don't wanna hang around with you i have better things to do i wont return your letter or you calls i hope you know i don't care at all i don't care at all i don't care at all
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grinch 01:11
well i'm sick of the cold and i'm sick of all your presents i wish i could just fucking play dead til this day ends try to make you understand this wishlist is outta hand try to make you understand but you wont... hear a thing that i say you can call me a grinch you can call me what you will somebody's gotta do it and i got big boots to fill try to make you understand this wishlist is outta hand try to make you understand but you wont... hear a thing that i say

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released December 25, 2009

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the jims are a band. they are barely literate but somehow found the courage to overcome their deficiencies and perform music for thousands of adoring fans around the world.

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