Ruin Halloween

by the jims

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1.
01:23
it's halloween we're at a party took a piss in the bacardi crappy bands shitty singers razor blades in butterfingers it's halloween we trick or treat walk around from street to street didn't like your shitty grin took a dump in your pumpkin spend all night inhaling vapors throwing eggs and toilet papers poison mind poison candy for halloween i'm phrank from nancy what are you? a slutty kitty covered in puke now you're pretty haunted house fuckin lame-os halloween i shoulda stayed home
2.
binghamton sucks dick everybody knows the mayor fuckin sucks the belmar fuckin blows binghamton sucks zombie dick binghamton sucks zombie dick binghamton sucks zombie dick binghamton sucks dick if it weren't for college kids you'd all be fuckin fucked you'd be sucking dicks for a couple bucks binghamton sucks zombie dick binghamton sucks zombie dick binghamton sucks zombie dick binghamton sucks dick it is in new york it is in the south welcome to binghamton put a dick in your mouth binghamton sucks zombie dick binghamton sucks zombie dick binghamton sucks zombie dick binghamton sucks dick
3.
jenny is a clown she's a fuckin freak she's coming back to town i'll see her next week pick her up in my chevy make-up still on smells like cotton candy somethings really wrong jenny is a clown she looks really happy inside is a frown she feels really crappy in my chevy me and jenny crashed my chevy cost a penny jenny is a carnie she's a fuckin clown only get to see her when the circus is in town second time i crashed my chevy jenny died goodbye chevy jenny was a clown now she's fuckin dead gettin a new chevy maybe one thats red in my chevy my red chevy it's just me there is no jenny
4.
need advice? call dr fisk he'll see you in a minute he's really quick he's got a cure you're really sick so take a risk call dr. fisk now he's got a cure for everyone three refills, the miracles done clinics locked, let us in now we need, medicine meet him in the alley after 9 20 minutes later you're feelin fine now he's on a vacation but i need medication he's got a cure for you and me expert in insanity cut you open, fix your head maybe i'm already dead
5.
01:02
i was gonna write a song about griff i was gonna write a song about griff it was too hard, didn't wanna think about it it was too hard, didn't wanna think about it it was too hard, didn't wanna think about it it was too hard, go watch catwoman! push you down the stairs, for your snuggie push you down the stairs because you bug me i put your snuggie on, go watch catwoman i put your snuggie on, go watch catwoman i put your snuggie on, go watch catwoman wear your snuggie while i watch catwoman i was gonna write a song about catwoman i was gonna write a song about catwoman it is a really good movie, its starring halle berry it is a really good movie, starring mrs. halle berry
6.
nick's got a job he's doin fine pays his phone on time same number since '99 eats dinner with a fork and knife you've got a normal life amanda's gonna be your wife nick jagger (i wanna be) nick jagger (i wanna be) nick jagger (i wanna be) why can't i be nick jagger? called him up just to stay in touch i asked him what's up he said not much nick, how would you rate your lunch? did it taste good? did you eat a bunch? nick jagger (i wanna be) nick jagger (i wanna be) nick jagger (i wanna be) why can't i be nick jagger?
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listen to what i'm trying to tell you can you hear what i'm trying to say? you're so drunk, you cant pay attention tonight i love you, tomorrow go away you don't really look good tonight you're something to fuck tonight you don't really look good tonight but you're something to fuck you're something to fuck you're something to fuck listen to what i'm trying to tell you can you hear what i'm trying to say? you're so dumb, you cant pay attention tonight i love you, tomorrow go away you don't really look good tonight you're something to fuck tonight you don't really look good tonight but you're something to fuck you're something to fuck you're something to fuck it's late and i'm drunk and everybody's going home everybody's going home with somebody else except for you you're all alone all alone you don't really look good tonight you're something to fuck tonight you don't really look good tonight but you're something to fuck you don't really look good tonight you're something to fuck tonight you don't really look good tonight but you're something to fuck you're something to fuck you're something to fuck

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released October 29, 2014

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