the jims (2010)

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mozart in this bitch ohh! yeah! oh we comin to get you i don't want your swedish fish you're not gonna get my vote you're a fuckin sneaky fuck fucking little weaselface libous is a fucking weaselface libous is a fucking weaselface (he's a fucking little weaselface) libous is a fucking weaselface (he's a fucking little weaselface) libous is a fucking weaselface ohh! yeah! beethoven sucks!
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01:03
i just wanna be dead today i'll look dead, but i'll wake up tomorrow i just wanna be dead today i just wanna be dead and when i wake up i'll be alive again there's no suffering there's no denying there's nothing fucked up about a day off vacation sounds nice i'll turn my brain off i'll turn my brain off i'll turn my brain right off just wanna be dead today i wont brag about it i just wanna be dead today i just wanna be dead and when you think i'm dead maybe you'll let me be don't need to socialize dead don't need company there's nothing fucked up about a day off vacation sounds nice i'll turn my brain off i'll turn my brain off i'll turn my brain right off just wanna be dead today i just wanna be dead today i just wanna be dead today i just wanna be dead
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benny sells guitars benny sells guitars benny sells guitars and he smokes crack! benny is a crackhead benny is a crackhead benny is a crackhead benny sells t-shirts and he smokes crack i sold him my guitar then he bought it right back benny is a crackhead benny is a crackhead benny is a crackhead benny is a crackhead benny is a crackhead benny is a crackhead benny smokes crack!
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01:13
well i dont think it matters cause i'm not tryin to flatter and i'd rather leave today than stay til tomorrow i'll tell you my plan i'm gettin out as fast as i can it wont matter how far i go moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than being with you moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than you alaska sounds nice except for all the ice nothing could be colder colder than your heart i dreamt i ran all the way to japan that was your plan right from the start i'm moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than being with you we'll i'm moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than you you'll never follow me you'll never follow me there moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than being with you moving to idaho and i hate potatoes but nothing could be worse than you
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00:14
ow! ow!
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ow!
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fuckin up in the summertime mouthin off to almost anyone under control only sometimes wastin my time pissin off everyone i was an all american teenage asshole teenage asshole i'll never, ever care again teenage asshole teenage asshole growing up i had a lot to say not much of that was really relevant all the girls said i'm a fuck up i'm a screw up now i'm tellin them things have changed sorta, maybe come on baby now i'm different faux maturity feign indifference i'm still guilty even when i'm innocent i was an all american teenage asshole teenage asshole i'll never, ever care again teenage asshole teenage asshole i was an all american teenage asshole teenage asshole i'll never, ever care again teenage asshole teenage asshole
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you are always late to your fuckin shows cause you have to put in an order to go you're a slave to food! slave to food! slave to food! oi oi oi oi slave to food! slave to food! you're always in the mood to eat you were fuckin late nowhere to be found it is too bad you weigh 500 pounds you're a slave to food! slave to food! slave to food! oi oi oi oi slave to food! slave to food! oi oi oi oi slave to food! slave to food! you're always in the mood to eat slave to food! slave to food! oi oi oi
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01:05
i was in the food court last week when i saw you eating lots of roast beef so much food i thought you would choke you washed it down with a diet coke you're fucking fat your face so fat you're fucking fat ass so fat you're fucking fat you're so fucking fat you're fucking fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat you keep eating more and more (...fat, really fat, you're really fat) now you cant fit through the door (fat, really fat, you're really fat) and you had a heart attack (fat, really fat, you're really fat) because you're so fucking fat you're fucking fat (...fat, ass so fat) you're really fuckin fat (fuckin fat, legs so fat) you're so fucking fat (fuckin fat, ass so fat) you're really fuckin fat fucking fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat i hope you're ready so fat you're fucking fat you know your ass so fat (FAT!) you're fucking fat you know your legs are so fat (FAT!) you're fucking fat your fucking ass is fat (FAT!) you're fucking fat (fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat) you're fucking fat you're fucking fat thank you

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released December 5, 2010

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the jims are a band. they are barely literate but somehow found the courage to overcome their deficiencies and perform music for thousands of adoring fans around the world.

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