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by the jims

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1.
the jims 01:04
the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the fuckin jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims jims jims jims jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims i said the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims the jims jims
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i am the mailman delivering the mail sleet or hail, but we never fail when it comes to letters, yeah we don't fuck around we deliver every piece of mail to your town girl, i want to be with you but i got a job to do you and i can never be because you are afraid of me i'm the only one who can open your box doorbells broken, so i have to knocks and i've got a letter to deliver to you doorbells broken what the fuck do i do? girl, i want to be with you but i got a job to do you and i can never be because you are afraid of me
3.
two two two 01:06
two two two three five one three call it up when you're lonely i'll tell you what it's a hotline she'll talk to you and make you feel fine she will always return your call she never fuckin fails to return my call i cant say i have any beef at all with two two two three five one three could be any area code two two two three five one three she'll make you so happy two two two thre five one three
4.
girl 01:14
another day nothing to do sit around sniffin glue i just wanna be with you sit around sniffin glue i want you by my side c'mon baby lets get high i'm so bored i wanna die c'mon baby lets get high girl i want you girl don't need you girl i want you girl don't need you waiting by the telephone sit around, getting stoned listening to the ramones sit around, getting stoned i know i am just a punk c'mon baby lets drunk i know i am just a punk c'mon baby lets get drunk girl i want you girl don't need you girl i want you girl don't need you girl i want you girl don't need you girl i want you girl don't need you
5.
today i woke up early then i brushed my teeth i turned on the news to listen to them speak i'm not crazy today i'm not crazy today i'm not crazy today i'm not crazy today i got on the bus so i could go to work then i ate my breakfast then i spilled my coffee i'm not crazy today i'm not crazy today i got out of work so i went straight home everybody bothers me but i leave them alone i'm not crazy today i'm not crazy today i'm not crazy today i'm not crazy today
6.
shut up 00:39
i don't give a shit about your job i'm just trying to watch the blob i don't care if you think i'm a creep you're so boring that you put me to sleep shut up shut up why don't you shut up? shut up shut up you need to shut up right now! i don't really care about the universe i don't need a doctor, i don't need a nurse if you want me to be happy then i'll tell you how i want you to stop, talking right now shut up shut up why don't you shut up? shut up shut up you need to shut up right now! shut up
7.
i'm stupid 01:41
i try to be creative but i'm stupid my life is vegetative, yeah i'm stupid need a rhyming dictionary cause i'm stupid i live in a sanctuary yeah i'm stupid i'm stupid i'm stupid yeah i'm stupid i'm stupid gettin dumber every day because i'm stupid i wonder how i got this way i'm stupid i got no motivation cause i'm stupid wasted years of education yeah i'm stupid i locked my keys inside the car i dont know how to play guitar everyone says i'm a jerk i just got fired from my work because because because i'm stupid i'm stupid yeah i'm stupid i'm stupid i'm stupid i'm stupid yeah i'm stupid i'm stupid i'm stupid
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i don't care 01:01
we're all gonna die and i don't care never question why cause i don't care these chords go from A to B then they go from C to D 12 year olds who criticize me cause playing our shit is so easy i don't care i don't give a fuck i don't care so fuckin what? the world is gonna end so fuckin what? i still think that you're a fuckin slut all this music makes me sick i'll turn off the TV quick i'm so fuckin sick of it and i don't fuckin give a shit i don't care i don't give a fuck i don't care so fuckin what? i don't care i don't give a fuck i don't care so fuckin what?
9.
the girls at arbees they are so sleazy they're always greasy when they get outta work i know i'm cheesy but when they're frisky always make me feel like some kinda jerk ask her if she wants to go out kinda really wanna know what she's about ask her if she'll go on a date she says its too late she's not in the mood but she'll make me free food the girls at arbees they are so sweet they always hurry when preparing the meat you wanna make me a beef and cheddar but i can think of something that would be better grilled chicken deluxe cant you see? i just wanna fuck spicy chicken filet dont you know? i wanna get laid i just wanna get laid the girls at arbees the girls at arbees, yeah the girls at arbees the girls at arbees the girls at arbees, yeah the girls at arbees the girls at arbees the girls at arbees the girls at arbees the girls at arbees the girls at arbees
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double suicide double suicide we'll be side by side come on you know you want to die with me eternally suicide suicide double suicide
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i don't care 01:16
people say i've gone insane but i don't care there's a bug inside my brain and i don't care getting hard to take a breath i still don't care sometimes i think about death cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care i forgot the words to say but i don't care keep on singing anyway and i don't care making plans don't wanna do it i still don't care forget tomorrow i say screw it cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care cause i don't care
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retarded 01:53
every time i try to find my place i fall flat on my face i just end up right where i started oh my god i am retarded thought things would be different everything is still the same as long as i'm myself then things aren't gonna change so someone tell me what the hell is wrong with me you say my luck will change but i don't agree every time i try to find my place i fall flat on my face i just end up right where i started oh my god i am retarded thought you would be the one to open up my eyes but i was wrong again it comes as no suprise so someone tell me why it always is this way it always is my fault i don't know what to say every time i try to find my place i fall flat on my face i just end up right where i started oh my god i am retarded whats the use in trying when you always seem to lose another defeat where i take all the abuse don't want to bore you and i don't want to complain cause when i think too much i start to go insane every time i try to find my place i fall flat on my face i just end up right where i started oh my god i am retarded uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
13.
i'm disappointed and i'm unhappy who would've thought life could be so crappy? i wanna fuck you just wanna fuck you i wanna fuck you just wanna fuck you i tried to love you you didn't want that now i'm on the bench who's up to bat? i wanna fuck you just wanna fuck you guys know where i'm coming from girls are wrong, they think we're dumb this is the truth not afraid to say it fuck that shit, no i don't play it i don't wanna go to the mall watching tv is no fun at all your girlfriend is using you fuck that shit, tell you what to do i wanna fuck you just wanna fuck you i wanna fuck you just wanna fuck you
14.
i was wasted when i met you then i passed out when i came to had your number so i dialed it said you were in love i didn't give a shit fell in love with you fell in love with you fell in love with you so i went to meet your family i got fucked up then they asked me do you like drugs? do you get high? so i said yes all the time fell in love with you fell in love with you fell in love with you just the other day explain the situation i got nothing to say i feel her frustration i'd better go away before she puts me on probation fell in love with you fell in love with you fell in love with you
15.
fuck off hippie punks i want you to die fuck off hippie punks sick of listening to you cry the world's not gonna change anytime today so why don't you just shut up and fucking go away? fuck off hippie punks fuck off hippie punks fuck off hippie punks fuck off hippie punks if you don't like america then get the fuck out! it's too bad you never know what you're talking about someday you are gonna learn that no one gives a shit that corporation you bitched about you're gonna work for it fuck off hippie punks go and change your clothes fuck off hippie punks everybody knows its time to cut yer hair, its time to go to war this discussions over we don't need you anymore fuck off hippie punks fuck off hippie punks fuck off hippie punks fuck off
16.
you told me to write a song about you but i don't think that i really want to because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl who doesn't love me you don't love me you don't love me uh you told me that i was delicious but i'm starting to get suspicious because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl who doesn't love me you don't love me no you don't love me uh i told you you were gonna hate it but then i drove home and i made it because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl, because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl who doesn't love me
17.
get out 01:01
get out get out you don't belong get out get the fuck out of my home why wont you leave me alone? get out get out get out right now someday i will find a way to make you go away somehow get out you're still here? get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out
18.
my head came out backwards when i was born i must have been chocking on my umbilical cord the doctors took one look at me and said "good fucking luck. i hope he doesn't turn out to be a stupid schmuck" everything went wrong with me everything went wrong everything went wrong with me everything went wrong i can still remember my first day of school i punched my best friend in the eye it really wasn't cool never had a girlfriend never had a job maybe its because i look like a motherfucking slob everything went wrong with me everything went wrong everything went wrong with me everything went wrong
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don't wanna listen to your rock n roll your shit is running dry don't wanna listen to your rock n roll i'd rather fuckin die stop playing music stop playing music stop playing music stop playing music stop playing music stop playing music stop playing music stop playing music always playing solos that last too fucking long put it on the album, asshole end your shitty song i hate your fuckin band i hate your fuckin band i hate your fuckin band i hate your fuckin band i hate your fuckin band i hate your fuckin band i hate your fuckin band i hate your fuckin band your band sucks your band your band sucks
20.
grow up 01:23
i get older but i'm not growin up drink beer until i'm throwin up everyone says i'm immature wanna be back in high school that's for sure i like to shout obscenities get naked run through the streets don't want responsibilities cause that shit is really scary grow up grow up grow up everybody's tellin me grow up grow up grow up everybody's tellin me i just wanna have some fun when you grow up it's all done yer so serious yer getting old it's ok to laugh you know all my friends pass me by sitting in my room getting high everyone says i'm immature guess i wasn't good enough for her grow up grow up grow up everybody's tellin me grow up grow up grow up everybody's tellin me grow up grow up grow up everybody's tellin me grow up grow up grow up everybody's making me my dad told me to act my age don't wanna be like him anyway i don't want to be grown up never want to be grown up grow up grow up grow up my friends are all tellin me grow up grow up grow up my family is tellin me grow up grow up grow up my girlfriend is tellin me grow up grow up grow up everybody's tellin me
21.
summertime 01:35
summertime and i'm feelin kinda crazy sit around, it's making me lazy all i wanna do is sit around thinkin bout you how i want you next to me thought alone makes me happy hey girl you brighten up my world summertime, summertime i wanna make you mine all the time, all the time in the summertime we'll have fun, in the sun girl you are the only one water guns, hot dog buns, you and me under the sun go! drink a cold beer under the shade got a pitcher of lemonade you're cool, let's jump in to the pool don't ever change, just be yourself i don't want anybody else wanna say you're perfect in every way it's summertime and i feel alright we're gonna stay up all night let's go down to the park we'll hang out after dark i just want you by my side take a ride on the slip and slide the sun is shining and i feel fine another day in the summertime summertime, summertime i wanna make you mine all the time, all the time in the summertime we'll have fun, in the sun girl you are the only one water guns, hot dog buns, you and me under the sun go!
22.
nervous breakdown i'm havin a nervous breakdown told you i'm havin a nervous breakdown told you i'm havin a nervous breakdown nervous breakdown tj's havin a nervous breakdown griff's havin a nervous breakdown, dave's havin a nervous breakdown
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room 149 01:54
now i've met another girl here i go again i know playin out inside my mind i'm just sick of wasting time she stands out above the rest it puts my heart up to the test hope i get a passing grade my heart is like a hand grenade you don't even know what you do to me if you did then you would see jessica yer the girl for me when i see you walk into the science one building outside room 149 i just want to make you mine jessica will you go out with me? it's yer heart i wanna steal never can say what i feel words always come out all wrong so i'll sing it in a song i thought it was really neat when i saw you at murray street hey hey hey hey jessica you've got me in a messica you don't even know what you do to me if you did then you would see jessica yer the girl for me when i see you walk into the science one building outside room 149 i just want to make you mine jessica will you go out with me?
24.
billie 01:07
i wrote my number on a piece of paper wrote it down so you'd better remember girl better not forget my number better not lose that fuckin piece of paper billie, billie don't you lose my number cause yer not anywhere and i can't fuck you billie, billie don't you lose my number cause yer not anywhere and i can't fuck you i wrote my number on a dirty napkin call me up and we'll make it happen girl better not lose that number you'd better not lose that fuckin piece of paper billie, billie don't you lose my number cause yer not anywhere and i can't fuck you billie, billie don't you lose my number cause yer not anywhere and i can't fuck you billie billie billie billie billie billie billie don't you lose my number
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pedestrian 02:23

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released August 1, 2008

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