1. |
the jims
01:04
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the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the fuckin jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
jims
jims
jims
jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
i said
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
the jims
jims
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2. |
i am the mailman
00:55
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i am the mailman delivering the mail
sleet or hail, but we never fail
when it comes to letters, yeah
we don't fuck around
we deliver every piece of mail to your town
girl, i want
to be with you
but i got a job to do
you and i can never be
because you are
afraid of me
i'm the only one who can open your box
doorbells broken, so i have to knocks
and i've got a letter to deliver to you
doorbells broken what the fuck do i do?
girl, i want
to be with you
but i got a job to do
you and i can never be
because you are
afraid of me
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3. |
two two two
01:06
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two two two
three five one three
call it up
when you're lonely
i'll tell you what
it's a hotline
she'll talk to you
and make you feel fine
she will always return your call
she never fuckin fails to return my call
i cant say i have any beef at all with
two two two
three five one three
could be any
area code
two two two
three five one three
she'll make you so happy
two two two
thre five one three
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4. |
girl
01:14
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another day nothing to do
sit around sniffin glue
i just wanna be with you
sit around sniffin glue
i want you by my side
c'mon baby lets get high
i'm so bored i wanna die
c'mon baby lets get high
girl
i want you
girl
don't need you
girl
i want you
girl
don't need you
waiting by the telephone
sit around, getting stoned
listening to the ramones
sit around, getting stoned
i know i am just a punk
c'mon baby lets drunk
i know i am just a punk
c'mon baby lets get drunk
girl
i want you
girl
don't need you
girl
i want you
girl
don't need you
girl
i want you
girl
don't need you
girl
i want you
girl
don't need you
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5. |
i'm not crazy today
01:18
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today i woke up early
then i brushed my teeth
i turned on the news
to listen to them speak
i'm not crazy today
i'm not crazy today
i'm not crazy today
i'm not crazy today
i got on the bus
so i could go to work
then i ate my breakfast
then i spilled my coffee
i'm not crazy today
i'm not crazy today
i got out of work
so i went straight home
everybody bothers me but i leave them alone
i'm not crazy today
i'm not crazy today
i'm not crazy today
i'm not crazy today
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6. |
shut up
00:39
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i don't give a shit about your job
i'm just trying to watch the blob
i don't care if you think i'm a creep
you're so boring that you put me to sleep
shut up
shut up
why don't you shut up?
shut up
shut up
you need to shut up
right now!
i don't really care about the universe
i don't need a doctor, i don't need a nurse
if you want me to be happy then i'll tell you how
i want you to stop, talking right now
shut up
shut up
why don't you shut up?
shut up
shut up
you need to shut up
right now!
shut up
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7. |
i'm stupid
01:41
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i try to be creative but i'm stupid
my life is vegetative, yeah i'm stupid
need a rhyming dictionary cause i'm stupid
i live in a sanctuary yeah i'm stupid
i'm stupid
i'm stupid
yeah
i'm stupid
i'm stupid
gettin dumber every day because i'm stupid
i wonder how i got this way i'm stupid
i got no motivation cause i'm stupid
wasted years of education yeah i'm stupid
i locked my keys inside the car
i dont know how to play guitar
everyone says i'm a jerk
i just got fired from my work because
because
because i'm stupid
i'm stupid
yeah
i'm stupid
i'm stupid
i'm stupid
i'm stupid
yeah
i'm stupid
i'm stupid
i'm stupid
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8. |
i don't care
01:01
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we're all gonna die and i don't care
never question why cause i don't care
these chords go from A to B
then they go from C to D
12 year olds who criticize me
cause playing our shit is so easy
i don't care
i don't give a fuck
i don't care
so fuckin what?
the world is gonna end so fuckin what?
i still think that you're a fuckin slut
all this music makes me sick
i'll turn off the TV quick
i'm so fuckin sick of it
and i don't fuckin give a shit
i don't care
i don't give a fuck
i don't care
so fuckin what?
i don't care
i don't give a fuck
i don't care
so fuckin what?
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9. |
the girls at r-bees
01:00
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the girls at arbees
they are so sleazy
they're always greasy
when they get outta work
i know i'm cheesy
but when they're frisky
always make me feel
like some kinda jerk
ask her if she wants to go out
kinda really wanna know what she's about
ask her if she'll go on a date
she says its too late
she's not in the mood
but she'll make me free food
the girls at arbees
they are so sweet
they always hurry
when preparing the meat
you wanna make me
a beef and cheddar
but i can think of something
that would be better
grilled chicken deluxe
cant you see?
i just wanna fuck
spicy chicken filet
dont you know?
i wanna get laid
i just wanna get laid
the girls at arbees
the girls at arbees, yeah
the girls at arbees
the girls at arbees
the girls at arbees, yeah
the girls at arbees
the girls at arbees
the girls at arbees
the girls at arbees
the girls at arbees
the girls at arbees
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10. |
double suicide
00:26
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double suicide
double suicide
we'll be side by side
come on you know you want to die with me
eternally
suicide
suicide
double suicide
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11. |
i don't care
01:16
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people say i've gone insane but i don't care
there's a bug inside my brain and i don't care
getting hard to take a breath i still don't care
sometimes i think about death cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
i forgot the words to say but i don't care
keep on singing anyway and i don't care
making plans don't wanna do it i still don't care
forget tomorrow i say screw it cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
cause i don't care
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12. |
retarded
01:53
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every time i try to find my place
i fall flat on my face
i just end up right where i started
oh my god i am retarded
thought things would be different everything is still the same
as long as i'm myself then things aren't gonna change
so someone tell me what the hell is wrong with me
you say my luck will change but i don't agree
every time i try to find my place
i fall flat on my face
i just end up right where i started
oh my god i am retarded
thought you would be the one to open up my eyes
but i was wrong again it comes as no suprise
so someone tell me why it always is this way
it always is my fault i don't know what to say
every time i try to find my place
i fall flat on my face
i just end up right where i started
oh my god i am retarded
whats the use in trying when you always seem to lose
another defeat where i take all the abuse
don't want to bore you and i don't want to complain
cause when i think too much i start to go insane
every time i try to find my place
i fall flat on my face
i just end up right where i started
oh my god i am retarded
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uh uh uh
uh uh uh
uh uh uh
uh uh uh uh
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13. |
i wanna fuck you
01:10
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i'm disappointed
and i'm unhappy
who would've thought life
could be so crappy?
i wanna fuck you
just wanna fuck you
i wanna fuck you
just wanna fuck you
i tried to love you
you didn't want that
now i'm on the bench
who's up to bat?
i wanna fuck you
just wanna fuck you
guys know where i'm coming from
girls are wrong, they think we're dumb
this is the truth
not afraid to say it
fuck that shit, no i don't play it
i don't wanna go to the mall
watching tv is no fun at all
your girlfriend is using you
fuck that shit, tell you what to do
i wanna fuck you
just wanna fuck you
i wanna fuck you
just wanna fuck you
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14. |
fell in love with you
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i was wasted
when i met you
then i passed out
when i came to
had your number
so i dialed it
said you were in love
i didn't give a shit
fell in love with you
fell in love with you
fell in love with you
so i went to
meet your family
i got fucked up
then they asked me
do you like drugs?
do you get high?
so i said yes
all the time
fell in love with you
fell in love with you
fell in love with you
just the other day
explain the situation
i got nothing to say
i feel her frustration
i'd better go away
before she puts me on probation
fell in love with you
fell in love with you
fell in love with you
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15. |
fuck off hippie punks
01:02
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fuck off hippie punks
i want you to die
fuck off hippie punks
sick of listening to you cry
the world's not gonna change anytime today
so why don't you just shut up and fucking go away?
fuck off hippie punks
fuck off hippie punks
fuck off hippie punks
fuck off hippie punks
if you don't like america then get the fuck out!
it's too bad you never know what you're talking about
someday you are gonna learn that no one gives a shit
that corporation you bitched about you're gonna work for it
fuck off hippie punks go and change your clothes
fuck off hippie punks everybody knows
its time to cut yer hair, its time to go to war
this discussions over we don't need you anymore
fuck off hippie punks
fuck off hippie punks
fuck off hippie punks
fuck off
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16. |
you dont love me
01:28
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you told me to write a song about you
but i don't think that i really want to
because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl who doesn't love me
you don't love me
you don't love me
uh
you told me that i was delicious
but i'm starting to get suspicious
because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl who doesn't love me
you don't love me
no you don't love me
uh
i told you you were gonna hate it
but then i drove home and i made it
because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl
because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl
because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl
because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl
because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl,
because i swore i'd never write a song about a girl who doesn't love me
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17. |
get out
01:01
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get out
get out
you don't belong
get out
get the fuck out of my home
why wont you leave me alone?
get out
get out
get out
right now
someday i will find a way
to make you go away somehow
get out
you're still here?
get out
get out
get out
get out
get out
get out
get out
get out
get out
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18. |
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my head came out backwards
when i was born
i must have been chocking
on my umbilical cord
the doctors took one look at me
and said "good fucking luck.
i hope he doesn't turn out
to be a stupid schmuck"
everything went wrong with me
everything went wrong
everything went wrong with me
everything went wrong
i can still remember
my first day of school
i punched my best friend in the eye
it really wasn't cool
never had a girlfriend
never had a job
maybe its because i look like
a motherfucking slob
everything went wrong with me
everything went wrong
everything went wrong with me
everything went wrong
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19. |
your band sucks
00:51
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don't wanna listen to your rock n roll
your shit is running dry
don't wanna listen to your rock n roll
i'd rather fuckin die
stop playing music
stop playing music
stop playing music
stop playing music
stop playing music
stop playing music
stop playing music
stop playing music
always playing solos
that last too fucking long
put it on the album, asshole
end your shitty song
i hate your fuckin band
i hate your fuckin band
i hate your fuckin band
i hate your fuckin band
i hate your fuckin band
i hate your fuckin band
i hate your fuckin band
i hate your fuckin band
your band
sucks
your band
your band sucks
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20. |
grow up
01:23
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i get older but i'm not growin up
drink beer until i'm throwin up
everyone says i'm immature
wanna be back in high school that's for sure
i like to shout obscenities
get naked run through the streets
don't want responsibilities
cause that shit is really scary
grow up
grow up
grow up
everybody's tellin me
grow up
grow up
grow up
everybody's tellin me
i just wanna have some fun
when you grow up it's all done
yer so serious yer getting old
it's ok to laugh you know
all my friends pass me by
sitting in my room getting high
everyone says i'm immature
guess i wasn't good enough for her
grow up
grow up
grow up
everybody's tellin me
grow up
grow up
grow up
everybody's tellin me
grow up
grow up
grow up
everybody's tellin me
grow up
grow up
grow up
everybody's making me
my dad told me to act my age
don't wanna be like him anyway
i don't want to be grown up
never want to be grown up
grow up
grow up
grow up
my friends are all tellin me
grow up
grow up
grow up
my family is tellin me
grow up
grow up
grow up
my girlfriend is tellin me
grow up
grow up
grow up
everybody's tellin me
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21. |
summertime
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summertime and i'm feelin kinda crazy
sit around, it's making me lazy
all i wanna do is sit around
thinkin bout you
how i want you next to me
thought alone makes me happy
hey girl you brighten up my world
summertime, summertime
i wanna make you mine
all the time, all the time
in the summertime
we'll have fun, in the sun
girl you are the only one
water guns, hot dog buns,
you and me under the sun
go!
drink a cold beer under the shade
got a pitcher of lemonade
you're cool, let's jump in to the pool
don't ever change, just be yourself
i don't want anybody else
wanna say you're perfect in every way
it's summertime and i feel alright
we're gonna stay up all night
let's go down to the park
we'll hang out after dark
i just want you by my side
take a ride on the slip and slide
the sun is shining and i feel fine
another day in the summertime
summertime, summertime
i wanna make you mine
all the time, all the time
in the summertime
we'll have fun, in the sun
girl you are the only one
water guns, hot dog buns,
you and me under the sun
go!
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22. |
nervous breakdown
01:09
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nervous breakdown
i'm havin a nervous breakdown
told you i'm havin a nervous breakdown
told you i'm havin a nervous breakdown
nervous breakdown
tj's havin a nervous breakdown
griff's havin a nervous breakdown,
dave's havin a nervous breakdown
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23. |
room 149
01:54
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now i've met another girl
here i go again i know
playin out inside my mind
i'm just sick of wasting time
she stands out above the rest
it puts my heart up to the test
hope i get a passing grade
my heart is like a hand grenade
you don't even know what you do to me
if you did then you would see
jessica yer the girl for me
when i see you walk into the science one building
outside room 149
i just want to make you mine
jessica will you go out with me?
it's yer heart i wanna steal
never can say what i feel
words always come out all wrong
so i'll sing it in a song
i thought it was really neat
when i saw you at murray street
hey hey hey hey jessica
you've got me in a messica
you don't even know what you do to me
if you did then you would see
jessica yer the girl for me
when i see you walk into the science one building
outside room 149
i just want to make you mine
jessica will you go out with me?
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24. |
billie
01:07
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i wrote my number on a piece of paper
wrote it down so you'd better remember
girl better not forget my number
better not lose that fuckin piece of paper
billie, billie don't you lose my number
cause yer not anywhere and i can't fuck you
billie, billie don't you lose my number
cause yer not anywhere and i can't fuck you
i wrote my number on a dirty napkin
call me up and we'll make it happen
girl better not lose that number
you'd better not lose that fuckin piece of paper
billie, billie don't you lose my number
cause yer not anywhere and i can't fuck you
billie, billie don't you lose my number
cause yer not anywhere and i can't fuck you
billie
billie
billie
billie
billie
billie
billie don't you lose my number
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25. |
pedestrian
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the jims New York, New York
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